King Cartman. This is MY coin, and if you’re not with it, you’re against me. And trust me, you don’t wanna be against me. Remember what happened to Scott Tenorman?
Last chance R-Tard. This might be your last shot at not being a complete failure in life. So either hop on the $CARTMAN coin train or get run over by it!
If you’re still on the fence about $CARTMAN COIN, maybe the circus is in town and they’re missing a clown. Spoiler: It’s you.